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A friend and I at Wal-Mart, looking for something to eradicate some roaches.

Me: Roaches enter the bait station and eat the bait.

Me: Roaches take the bait back to the nest.

Me: Roaches share the bait, killing other roaches and destroying the nest.

Me: Then as they lay there dying, together, one loan roach calls out

"STEVE. WHY? WHY HAVE YOU DONE THIS TO US? WHY HAVE YOU KILLED US ALL? WHYYYY, STEEEEEVE?"

Friend: ...