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Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor

 

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ASDFGHJKL; ROUGH BEACH SEX I CAN'T EVEN I don't think I've laughed that hard all week. Your blog is hilarious and amazing and full of so many good things. I wish I had stumbled upon it sooner!
I think this Rough Beach Sex is the best decision I’ve ever made. I never expected it to get the attention it does. In celebration and as thanks for your lovely message have a little present -


“Erik, I am feeling decidedly turned on right now.”


“Not now, love. I’m busy eradicating the human race.”


“MY NEEDS WILL NOT BE IGNORED.”

Charles’ and Erik’s Rough Beach Sex Adventure

Charles had just basically been mind fucked by a Nazi coin, Erik having inadvertently been the one to do so while getting his revenge and ending his day by being a badass motherfucker. Just as expected by Erik the rest of the world was ready to wipe them out and the beach was starting to be bombarded by a variety of missiles. Erik, being the sexy metal bender he is, turned the weapons on them. Now Charles may have been outwardly expressing his desire for Erik to be the better man, but frankly he was just downright turned on by the yellow spandex and Erik’s swag which led to his initiating the rough beach sex to happen in a matter of minutes.

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